She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Randomize
