mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
pop tarts are not kleenex
vagina is talking i cant
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
So much Jack, so little girl.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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