i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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