who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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