I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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