we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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