laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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