she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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