I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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you turned your livingroom into a bong?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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