Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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