Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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