He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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