Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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