So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Drunk is not a location!
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