Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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