dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
only you would photoshop your dick
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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