Dual....:-)
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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