Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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