Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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