He is such a slut. More and more my type.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
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