You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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