I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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