with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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