That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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