At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Randomize
