I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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