no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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