And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
porn star boner night. come get it.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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