hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
