R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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