A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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