Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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