this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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