Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Randomize
