Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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