I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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