did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Randomize
