Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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