i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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