She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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