He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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