her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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