I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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