I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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