Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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