If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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