Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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