Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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