Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Who did Billy Mays play for?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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