Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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