Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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