I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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